Sunday, August 1, 2010
Bejeweled Blitz
I cannot find the third green hexagon.
Makes me so angry I want to split your head open.
Time goes faster than watching Inception.
I should be good at this. I'm fucking Asian.
I got no coins, so I can't afford the Free Multiplier.
This is so painful. It's like Spankwire.
I want blazing speed, but I click hint.
Fuck Bejeweled. I'm awesome at Tetris Sprint.
My only hope is the daily spin.
It makes me excited as a dolphin.
Ooo someone's score is 653,200. Fuck you Jason Lim.
I hate you. Go harvest potatoes at a kibbutzim!
Note: a 'kibbutzim' is a communal farm or settlement in Israel.
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lol 'excited as a dolphin' XD
ReplyDeleteirrational yet a lovely poem
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