Top 10 Weirdest Things About Dating Ky Lee...

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Top 5 Things That Make Me Happy These Days

1. Internet access at home and Google Chrome. So much easier to use than pieces of shit like Firefox and Safari... And you can go directly to others' Facebook pages from the general Facebook page...if you know what I mean....hmmmmm.

2. Kimchi. After 6 months of inconsistent supply of it, home food is good :)

3. CC and Dry. Yeeeee.

4. Cute kids. Just makes you pause and think about all the good things in the world.

5. Ky's ass. Aka. 'Best ass in town'.

Top 5 Things Ky Lee Should Do Less Of...

1. Listening to FT Island.

2. Losing scarves.

3. Saying 2 girls 1 cup is "funny".

4. Wearing Ug Boots.

5. Being cute (...in a really weird way >.<)

Top 5 Things That Resemble Dating Ky Lee

1. Michael Scott - Weird, sometimes dorky, yet lovable.

2. Marijuana - just full of laughter :)

3. Bejeweled - fucking intense and explosive(?)

4. Underwear - feels so empty without...

5. Dragon Ball Z - curious as to what will happens next.

Cbf this list...not!

1. Cbf waiting for the free bus only to see it pass by because it's full

2. Cbf weekly Cecil tests

3. Cbf missing a dunk in NBA09

4. Cbf having a rice cooker but no rice

5. Cbf sharing only 2 keys with 4 guys

6. Cbf Munchy Mart's new policy of always giving out receipts

7. Cbf Sundays

8. Cbf Paul Hong's poker earnings

It's Another List....Top 10 Things I Hate Waiting For!

1. Waiting for Study Link to process my Student Loan

2. Waiting for the homeless person to get off the free bus

3. Waiting for that bitch to turn around so I can see her face

4. Waiting for someone to get the fuck out of the toilet

5. Waiting for porn to load.......jokes people?

6. Waiting for a piece of clothing to go on sale

7. Waiting for someone to acknowledge my lame pun

8. Waiting for the noisy Arabs to shut the fuck up (only the noisy ones)

9. Waiting for the love of my life

10. Waiting for my exam results on Ndeva (no)

New Year's Resolutions Check

After getting fucked for law, I decided to live life like a true warrior. Laziness was like an illegitimate child from a previous affair. It dragged me down like a bitch, and I had to beat it without committing domestic abuse (SIGH FUCKING LAME PUN).

A month later, it's time to reflect, ponder, and...sigh:

1. Save money --> I'm in debt
2. Exercise everyday --> beer belly
3. Go to every single lecture --> no...
4. Be less judgmental --> the new fuckers who run the Subway near uni are cunts
5. Quit smoking --> surprisingly the most successful of my resolutions, largely due to my financial situation

1 out of 5 isn't a bad start. It's just fucked up.

But I have hope because I have this blog.

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Top 5 Reasons I Can't Die Today

1. Don't have any kids to continue my legacy (plus I'm an only child...)
2. I need to pass ECON101
3. My followers are eagerly waiting for my story
4. I have some debt that will pass onto my mom if I die
5. My hair's too long (or can they cut it nicely after I'm dead?)