I was sitting peacefully looking at the blue sky
Then a pigeon appeared out of nowhere and said hi
A pigeon is a bird that no one wants or needs
Its eyes are like two watermelon seeds
I kick my foot to shoo away the bastard
Or should I poke him with my EFTPOS card
What lovely coloured feathers it has
Looks like they've been shat on by Triads
It has a really large belly its enormous
...to be continued
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is this serial rapist pigeon you were telling me about the other day?
ReplyDeletePigeons have legitimate reproductive intercourse. Serial raping is for tj.
ReplyDeleteyour the next phil morris. i'll smoke you
ReplyDeletewhy the watermelon seeds? although that is an interesting way of describing pigeon eyes.
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