Hong Kong

The European Man

The outfit above is from the 2010 A.P.C. spring/summer collection. The model wearing it is a pretty hot European male. It is within this second fact that the problem lies for me.

Point 1: his legs are probably 1.8 times longer than mine. Point 2: he's probably 1.8 times skinnier than myself. Point 3: his face is fucking tiny. Point 4: he's white and European so he doesn't look like a Vietnamese grandmother when he wears a red cardigan. Point 5: he can wear a bucket hat without a fishing rod or as part of the Takapuna Normal Intermediate School uniform.

Sub-conclusion: he looks pretty hot.

Implied-conclusion: an Asian wouldn't look as hot.

Conclusion: arggggggg