Sunday, January 31, 2010

Top 5 Reasons I Can't Die Today

1. Don't have any kids to continue my legacy (plus I'm an only child...)
2. I need to pass ECON101
3. My followers are eagerly waiting for my story
4. I have some debt that will pass onto my mom if I die
5. My hair's too long (or can they cut it nicely after I'm dead?)

2 comments:

  1. You've been sitting at kate thinking about death...fail day

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  2. Shut up! You think about death and funerals all the time...

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