Top 5 Reasons I Can't Die Today

1. Don't have any kids to continue my legacy (plus I'm an only child...)
2. I need to pass ECON101
3. My followers are eagerly waiting for my story
4. I have some debt that will pass onto my mom if I die
5. My hair's too long (or can they cut it nicely after I'm dead?)

Justice

French electronica duo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQLEj2cLXqk

Dior Homme Boutique

Lets go nigga.

Not only have I made a blog, I'm also writing a story. Fuck me.

Some of you may be aware that I am writing a story. This is a fact.

Inspired by the preposterous rate of divorce in the world today, it is a tragic revenge saga - spliced with some of the irrational shit that comes out of my head.

Here's the first little bit of it. Check my blog in a couple of days for the full jizz:

The Unknown Marriage

A vibration distracted Aaron for just long enough to lose his concentration to complete the last level of Puzzle Bobble. He wasn't going to pick up, but now had little excuse not to.

'Hello'.

I know you want to read on. That feeling of not being satisfied. She's unzipping your pants then suddenly realizes she's late for work. People: I won't leave you satisfied.

From Hedi Slimane's Diary

White and Brown Room

I would like to live in a room like this one day. It looks very peaceful.

Also, as you may see, if you take a shit, you'll probably smell it from inside the bedroom. This symbolises the openness and raw love of marriage. Beautiful aye.

Hot Guys

Hedi Slimane. He began the Dior Homme cult.
Pete Doherty. Junkie, dresses extremely well, The Libertines, doesn't do his fly on his jeans, cigarette in mouth.
Brandon Flowers. Awesome live, nice beard?
Brad Pitt. Now that you're done with Angelina, fuck me!!!

Potential Cult Movements

1. Irrationality

2. Occasional smoking (because normal smoking is expensive and more harmful)

3. This blog

Why I Can't Stay Fat

Gemma Ward. She used to be the hottest model in the world. Skinny, tall, blonde, petite face, no boobs, but I'm not really a boob-guy so that's forgiven. But in the photo on the right, she just looks like a big blob of shit. Is it just me, or did she have bigger boobs when she was skinnier? Biologically irrational. Verdict: I can't stay fat.



The above photo depicts Mischa Barton's tummy. Fuck me. If I don't start exercising, my tummy is going to look like that. Verdict: I can't stay fat.

Do I want a similar physique to a Communist fisherman? Verdict: I can't stay fat.

This Blog

This blog will make me world famous and rich, hot bitches are going to contact me from America or France.

So, please support me by becoming a supporter.

I love you all. Those who aren't followers will burn in hell along with the atheists. I will reward you with irrational poetry.

Cheap Monday

Anti-Christian goodies.

ECON101

ECON101 makes me bored
Two hours ruining my spinal cord

Ten minute break
For fucks sake

Makes me want to buy cigarettes from the dairy
Because the lecturer's hand is so hairy

I'd rather be in Vietnam
Growing weed on a farm

I check the top 10 on NBA
And consider switching to BA...

Fuck Me