Bejeweled Blitz

I cannot find the third green hexagon.
Makes me so angry I want to split your head open.

Time goes faster than watching Inception.
I should be good at this. I'm fucking Asian.

I got no coins, so I can't afford the Free Multiplier.
This is so painful. It's like Spankwire.

I want blazing speed, but I click hint.
Fuck Bejeweled. I'm awesome at Tetris Sprint.

My only hope is the daily spin.
It makes me excited as a dolphin.

Ooo someone's score is 653,200. Fuck you Jason Lim.
I hate you. Go harvest potatoes at a kibbutzim!

Note: a 'kibbutzim' is a communal farm or settlement in Israel.