So Pretty

Legs and pretty socks and shoes.

Cool looking, but probably uncomfortable chairs.

If stairs were this pretty, I'd climb them.

So much wood...

Vans stacked like bowling shoes.

Top 10 Weirdest Things About Dating Ky Lee...

Coming soon...

Top 5 Things That Make Me Happy These Days

1. Internet access at home and Google Chrome. So much easier to use than pieces of shit like Firefox and Safari... And you can go directly to others' Facebook pages from the general Facebook page...if you know what I mean....hmmmmm.

2. Kimchi. After 6 months of inconsistent supply of it, home food is good :)

3. CC and Dry. Yeeeee.

4. Cute kids. Just makes you pause and think about all the good things in the world.

5. Ky's ass. Aka. 'Best ass in town'.

Top 5 Things Ky Lee Should Do Less Of...

1. Listening to FT Island.

2. Losing scarves.

3. Saying 2 girls 1 cup is "funny".

4. Wearing Ug Boots.

5. Being cute (...in a really weird way >.<)

A Poem About Paul Hong, As Requested By Paul Hong.

Paul: 'Omfg there's a droplet of water on my shoes~'
Shut the fuck up Paul. Go chain-anal rape 50 other dickless dudes.

What are those jeans Paul? Omg are they Dior?
Paul: 'Yeah they are~ They're size 28~ So tight it's making my penis sore~'

Um... Fuck you.
Just want to fill your wardrobe with poo.

With all that money, you'd expect him to pull up in a limo like Chuck Bass.
But no. He doesn't even have his learners. He buys a fucking weekly bus pass.

Always at uni somewhere, always maintaining a productivity of zero.
Probably the best qualities are his Tetris skills and his endless supply of dough.

He once came to my flat, and slept on my single bed.
...With me on it too. I should have fully asked for a head.

Fucking useless piece of shit motherfucker horseslut.
Jokes. You know how much I wanna rub your non-existent butt!

Top 5 Things That Resemble Dating Ky Lee

1. Michael Scott - Weird, sometimes dorky, yet lovable.

2. Marijuana - just full of laughter :)

3. Bejeweled - fucking intense and explosive(?)

4. Underwear - feels so empty without...

5. Dragon Ball Z - curious as to what will happens next.

Bejeweled Blitz

I cannot find the third green hexagon.
Makes me so angry I want to split your head open.

Time goes faster than watching Inception.
I should be good at this. I'm fucking Asian.

I got no coins, so I can't afford the Free Multiplier.
This is so painful. It's like Spankwire.

I want blazing speed, but I click hint.
Fuck Bejeweled. I'm awesome at Tetris Sprint.

My only hope is the daily spin.
It makes me excited as a dolphin.

Ooo someone's score is 653,200. Fuck you Jason Lim.
I hate you. Go harvest potatoes at a kibbutzim!

Note: a 'kibbutzim' is a communal farm or settlement in Israel.